Send me flowers please

Before and after episodes of getting married. Before, you may only like the  man who makes you smile with the flowers, candies and card, after the marriage, he makes you mad because he forgot it all. When asked, they have many supporting facts.

Flowers : my dear, your lips are like rose petals and so fresh and beautiful. If we buy flowers, that will cost me money and  poor flower, will die and get dried in agony.

Candies : You are my sweetie pie, why do you need candy , your words are like the most melodious and sweet. such a treat..indeed. Also, look at the weight, aren’t we suppose to take care  of your figure..it has weight too..and I am.. suffering..because you never carry me, on the other hand I have to sometimes lift you.

Card :)) oh I did design it and even wrote a poetry for you, but the computer got a bit whacky and we couldn’t print ..what to do..by the time I left office, all the nice book shops were closed, so i thought I will recite you the poem in chorus..

So, my romantic lover turned into a dutiful husband has made me smile..I find it amusing that even today, he felt obliged to bring me flowers, candies and card for any occasion that I want to celebrate I never, tell him , it doesn’t matter..for you are the gift of my life..