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How old are you?

Making new friends is fun..but the interview part sometimes gets bit boring. Of course, it is important to know each other..but what’s the rush. When..two people decide to become friends..all you need is to spend time together..slowly and gradually you know and understand..feel..and trust..
Hence..questions regarding age  is a bit awkward if not disturbing..because that is a classified secret..and I don’t want to tell..especially..if its not required..

Question is ..why ask age?

will you recruit me ? no..

will you marry me? can not am already married..

will you give me some old age benefits ? no..

then..my question is..why do you want to know…just understand my mental age..that’s all you need..not my physical age..because we are never gonna get physical..guaranteed …yep

 

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fiction humor Uncategorized

Blow me away !

Wind Channels …. Traffic problems with the soaring price of fuel..how would it work..suppose we had a system to make wind tunnels, the passenger has a wind breaker, and he is enveloped in a casing of vacuum. where..he can breathe..and as he steps out of his house, he can elevate and enter a wind shaft..lifted by 2 inches, the wind takes you everywhere..and you don’t need a car anymore..if the capsule has to make turns, you can give the input on the transparent screen. Here you can enter and a navigating device is tuned in with the map..so each turn and angle is administered, and you just indicated your approval ..and depending on health..there are chairs that has a seat belt, with a wheel..zoom !
These wind channels also support the conveyor belt..its like a footpath but its moving, all you do is stand or sit, and at various points..you can jump off..and go inside a building etc.
The wind, as it moves freshens the surrounding and although there are others, but you don’t have to be visible to them..yep..it blocks the vision..so nobody knows who the invisible rider is..is that creepy ?

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Blogging human relationship humor Laughter Life love Social life social value Uncategorized

No one but you

Decide..how ;)… when you find ..that you are alone
No one smiles with you or for you..its time to smile at the mirror :)))
nice eh
Nobody loves you..you got to love yourself buddy..you can do it better than anyone. No one actually walks beside you..then walk alone..your partner wasn’t making the distance any shorter. Believe me.
No one keeps you as the special one..thank God! you know who are the”special” people..yes 🙂
No way..you can get close to a heart..be happy you got yours intact.

Life is lived by yourself, you can decide whether you want it to be a sad grumpy one or cheerful happy..remember..people are like mirror reflecting and sometimes breaking down..but never can you feel..for they got a shield..thin..always showing you..your face..how ugly you are to them..and then they search for new preys..so in this jungle ..the survivor must be brave and talented..you live and die alone..so be happy..nobody shares your grave

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fiction human relationship humor Uncategorized

On the other side

Online..hot Line… The two met online through social media. Both were married, but yet they wanted to be naughty. Slowly, they wanted to meet physically, so they planned a secret meetings. Sandra wore her green dress soft and showing her perfect contour and walked towards the airport. She flew and landed at Athens, where Desipris was waiting ..he had arranged a trip to the Aegean Sea.
First time they were meeting, as Sandra came out , she knew him and started to walk towards him. They hugged and he took her in his car towards the sea. Both couldn’t believe but they were actually looking at each other and were excited to touch. The yacht they hired, was turned on auto and they sat next to each other and giggled..as if old friends were meeting. Desipris, then showed her his family picture and she also showed him her husband’s photograph.They contemplated, if it was okay to meet like this ” I love you” whispered Sandra” me too ” was the instant reply Desipris took a binocular to watch the waves, he saw another yacht..it was his wife with Sandra’s husband..who had a pair of binoculars too..watching him 😉 gotcha!

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Blogging humor Laughter Uncategorized

A reason to be and not to be

When was the last time I logged in to read ?

Asked the google when I forgot my password

indeed !

Well , it was a Gmail I used for account Perksplay

It had perks and I did play

right or wrong ..don’t know

but am sure one day my twitter will be gone

I have forgotten to be or not to be..the owner of Gmail

yep..lost my identity 😉

can you believe?

Gmail didn’t..

I tried endlessly to recall

all the words I used to pass…

but none worked..am screwed up

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Actor Awards human relationship humor Poetry Social life social value Uncategorized

.. Kangana Renaut you score ;)

Witch? Whore? Wacky! are you sure ?
Words you carelessly throw
Are all outdated and abusive nothing more
You can not defeat or stop Kangana Ranaut you know?
She got confidence and a high score
Three times winner of National award !in a row
Almost unbeatable score;)
No one can stop or make her sore
But if you dare to touch or act funny like before
It will be your head and her stiletto ?

People grow up ! Be fair and sensitive in life..for she has proved that she is/was  right

 

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humor Laughter Uncategorized

W is for woman or wine:)

Champagne… Woman and wine..indeed is divine..the bottled up form and shape of the two..Each has filled up with energy within..wet…and tipsy..both can make you..feel the ecstasy..when you touch a woman’s lips..or the taking out of the cork from the bottle..pop..comes out and fills you up…or the lips touches you so deep and you want to fill indeed..Woman has curves and easy to hold..so has a bottle with proportions untold..smooth and firm..you can hold in your grip..and when you drink ..it gulps down the throat..each has an effect on your mind after a while..you think you are crazy..for both..but one has more to offer…you know..when you send me a champagne for a gift..I think you want to open the bottle privately and drink..not with me ..but in front of me..teasing as it gets emptied..and I know..that you are ready to fill someone who is close..behind the closed doors..in the softness of the bed…….hhhmmmmm…intimacy..warmth and bliss…dreaming with eyes open..

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human relationship humor Laughter Life love Uncategorized

Intelligence is attractive

Intelligence is only second to beauty. Not because, beauty last longer or short lived, it because beauty can not be attained..you have to be beautiful but intelligence..that can be matured and you can become intelligent. Education. experience, insight..you name it, all are the ways to transform from ordinary to intellect..once you are intelligent..next is to remain..by daily readings and keeping interest in happenings, after all, yesterday news can not be today’s’ headline. So..yes. I admire intelligence and I love when there is humor

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human relationship humor love Social life social value Uncategorized

Books

Books 🙂

… It is always fun to visit a book store. The range of books fascinates, the geography tells us about the various new countries popping up, and larger countries breaking down. Each year, the population graphs shown changes, mass migration or calamities, witness the shift in population. Then the huge architectural books, these are really amazing, the paper and the images inside, you want to buy everything. The art books, are normally slim, presenting few artist and their colorful paintings. Small, description are interesting to read, for some art work, I can see but never understand :))
I also, go to biographies but then,. I like mysteries and love stories, love to buy that ! Yes. I am already too naughty . my grand ma told me, books are your peers, those you read..you will become that, just wait and see
I sometimes, like the woman magazine, cosmopolitan..those beautiful women..so captivating..awesome..Then the cook book..nah!! not my type..I can buy..but as a gift for someone else . I remember, those books I bought 50% were birthday gifts, and after giving I borrowed and read , well I am a friend …so I get to borrow. In fact, my circle had this fabulous plan, each one buys few books and we circulate , good eh ! What are friends for? to share :)))

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smile

I Think Smiling Is Very Attractive

Smiling..is It Soft Or Funny… Love they say has multi-dimensions, the one that gives it dept is passion. And, humor is the first step to a relationship..that would grow as friendship. Why..we want to be close? Simply..because in a certain group of people we smile..each one has own taste buds..yes we do get a flavor of some of the friends..like any courtship..I find it interesting..when we can play with words..and I don’t know about others..but I always smile when I get a soft message..no harsh words..no doubts..no confusions..just a message that instantly brings the world of happiness..if I write I want to be…a bird..to fly away in distant land..to look from above and in my feathers..I would carry warmth in cold breeze..this would get a reply..I will join you when you pass my territory..just don’t drop any beak…and we can then all fly together in a lala land..there our song would be..come join me..and add one word for the song we will write..birds of different times..zone wise.. my day begins and your ends..I am yawning..you are frowning.. yes my night and your Monday morning