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Getting Chase(re blogged)

Life is passing and guess who is chasing. Men are chasing women, and women are making sure that the chase gets interesting by scores. Read any magazine about hows and what regarding men, it is all about deceptions.

Men, are actually hunters, this is not my notion, it s a collective view by fashion magazine columnist. Men are looking for a good catch, big not necessary, slippery not really but yes edible. Once, tasted, like food it has not only to please his eyes but to be eaten with each bite, heart must sing a little and digestive system should not complain later.Then ,he must be satisfied and remain faithful, no wonder people write, that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Too much growling is definitely undesirable, for both.

Young ladies, singles waiting or wanting a perfect man, may have many ideas. But, we must realize that the catch is the hunter,we need to make him feel that he found us not the other way. that would hurt his feelings. He may picture us  woman, not really worth much, other than earning , doing household chores, giving birth to his children and taking all that, he has to offer.What else is he wanting ? I have asked myself this question ?

Today ,I want to share my findings.

The man wants to be entertained. Life is a stage  and woman must be entertaining entertaining entertaining, that is not an error in typing  That is what men are looking for, at office, home, food, street, pubs, games.you name it. men want to have fun. Anything that’s not , is not worth their time and attention.So, what can you do? Women must be able to have her daily review, did I connect with him today? How?

The lists that on daily basis, each one has a connection. mental, physical, emotional, financial whatever, makes him happy . Give him a daily dose, he will come back for more and stay at your door :)) No, he is not a dog.

After all, too much nag nag can put off anyone, why think he can take it , because he is a man. No. he is just like a women, except that he doesn’t have that much patience, and cleverness nor mood swings.

So..chasing must be worth for him and you if you are the prize, of his life. make him feel, you are every bit worth of the hard work and effort.

happy ending for a new beginning..must have humor as a topping

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Women are from Mars :)

The Women From Mars… Men were all waiting patiently, for the young women to arrive. They were all capable of changing their faces, figures, names and nature. The men were told, as you think or imagine, that woman would change into your imagination. Each man, then took one woman from the group. They were all wearing veils and cloth draped over their bodies. The couple then moved into a cell, it was bright red when they entered. The man wanted his woman to have lovely auburn hair, the cloth over her dropped exposing perfect hair, next he wanted to see a forehead of medium size. he could now see that but skin color was green. He wanted her to be white, but rosy, her nose straight. And lips so sweet..like a rosebud, neck long and smooth…as he kept on imaging the woman body was exposed. Now, he could see a beautiful woman of his dream, standing in front of him. So, he now wanted her to speak, if Greek or Roman, Italian or American..as per each one’s own mindset she took up her character. Now, was language and literature. Artistic or scientific. Thus it went on and on. They kept on changing her and dressing her ..then undressing her. She was their Barbie doll. Finally, the man wanted her to love him. But she didn’t. Oh! why? She said, love accepts me as I am and never change me..so if you want me to love you. You must accept me as I was originally as before…choice is yours. Few men, thought sex is enough and he took her without love, some thought I can sell her off, some wanted to keep her as a show piece. But only few had the courage to accept love as she was….

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Last night

Last night you tip toed in my dream and I could feel that you wanted me ?
I was sleeping in my dreams 🙂 It was a dream within a dream , you bought me ice cream. I wanted chocolate but you had blue berry and strawberry whipped with full cream. Still , I ate and smiled , not because the flavors were good..because you didn’t let it melt. Last time you brought me a cake, it was hot was recently baked and had lots of dry fruits and cream…no it was not ice cream cake.. a different idea.when you left and I woke up this morning…you were still sleeping..I think..you were washing the bowls I ate from…or was that cup ?
I was smiling and the morning was great..good to know you never leave me alone..awake or sleeping…hmmmmm
This time bring me a juice…something tangy that I can not refuse…cool and light…fresh and whit..or clear..whatever you bring for me..is always dear.

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Not sold :)

Heart pure gold
Spirited lively and bold
Always in control
Secrets untold
Personality manifold
Young not old
love life to hold 🙂
list too long to scroll

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Truth ?

Do you Like To Be Honest… Honesty is good…but don’t get it mixed up with being true ..it is not really the truth..I feel..honesty means, to be as it is or as you are..not to be something else..for that would make you a fake..there is a difference between faithful and honest.
That is why , we have a favorite sentence, ” No comments ” . it saves from telling a lie.. Or..when asked a tricky question..” write pass ” . it does trigger a lot of ideas in the person’s mind..but he/she didn’t hear from me.
Why do we stop from answering..is simple. Got two ears and one tongue. Hear more and speak less, and always remember use your brains..to understand not only the question..but the consequences it will initiate..maybe a chain reaction.
Gossips..travel fast and get blown up to a mega size too, slowly people hear it often as rumor then they apply the age old saying..where there is smoke there is a fire ..burning..:))
No smoke no fire.. Honesty is the best policy..and speaking less helps to maintain that 🙂

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When we write

Words are typed on the screen

we press button

and are seen

as a  post fresh as  green

We like comments fat or lean

Likes are great if they mean

readers read , they were keen

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Alone but never lonely :)

Alone But Never Lonely… Solitude..a bliss for me. I like myself too much :)) I have lived this way..in a crowd or writing my thoughts..I am at peace with myself. Whenever, others come in my space..I feel the alarm inside my brain

ring..trrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinggggggggg!! Oh..people.

I love mostly everyone, who lets me. This is like a summon. I can step back and wait..to give you that much time to think and decide..do you want me ? If you do..then what is in your mind for me..am I your friend..your colleague..your partner..buddy..what am I to you..and then I take it from there. It does happen, that after sometime you may not like me anymore..get tired and bored ..then you must leave..no..I never push you away from me.

I only let my windows open and door is left ajar..you can smell the fragrance outside my personality..You can watch who passes by..my window of life. The door is never locked..anyone can walk in and everyone may walk out..I never stop..Never ….

I learned from life..to be happy with myself..I am not saying that others are not important..no ..no.Others are important..to love and respect. To trust and support..But they are not me…I am the naughty one..who does have a serious side too 🙂
I believe that each one has a role to play..or two.. life has manifold characters display before us..we change and attain those as per need or whim..this way we emerge as a different person each day…

I figure out my ways..I discuss my secrets with my heart and mind as a soul. Yes.. when alone I can not be lonely for I am deep in thought and feeling about those dreams that I had fought and got..and those I lost and forgot…

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Do you know much or not?

Do You Know?… If anyone ask you to make a list of things you don’t know about can you? guess not..because the moment you jot it down..well you do know about it. Tricky eh 😉 Human being lives on this earth , but never can they come when they want nor leave as they like, some suicides are unsuccessful 😉
Why we go into philosophy of knowledge, when we don’t have enough knowledge to even fully understand our brains..hmm part of our brain is still undiscovered.. So, let us contemplate on this..some information is with us because we can see, touch, feel, smell and hear, with our brains giving us signals.
When, we are dead..we never return to tell..those who see ghost/spirit..maybe its not a spirit..its a genie..with a sense of humor.
Be human and don’t try to be beyond a limit, for you are within a cage called your body, you would be free and the one trapped or living inside you..is a soul..but that too we don’t know much about..it seems too little knowledge is a dangerous thing..so let go of philosophy and please wake up! this is real world..people 😉

 

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How old are you?

Making new friends is fun..but the interview part sometimes gets bit boring. Of course, it is important to know each other..but what’s the rush. When..two people decide to become friends..all you need is to spend time together..slowly and gradually you know and understand..feel..and trust..
Hence..questions regarding age  is a bit awkward if not disturbing..because that is a classified secret..and I don’t want to tell..especially..if its not required..

Question is ..why ask age?

will you recruit me ? no..

will you marry me? can not am already married..

will you give me some old age benefits ? no..

then..my question is..why do you want to know…just understand my mental age..that’s all you need..not my physical age..because we are never gonna get physical..guaranteed …yep

 

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Blow me away !

Wind Channels …. Traffic problems with the soaring price of fuel..how would it work..suppose we had a system to make wind tunnels, the passenger has a wind breaker, and he is enveloped in a casing of vacuum. where..he can breathe..and as he steps out of his house, he can elevate and enter a wind shaft..lifted by 2 inches, the wind takes you everywhere..and you don’t need a car anymore..if the capsule has to make turns, you can give the input on the transparent screen. Here you can enter and a navigating device is tuned in with the map..so each turn and angle is administered, and you just indicated your approval ..and depending on health..there are chairs that has a seat belt, with a wheel..zoom !
These wind channels also support the conveyor belt..its like a footpath but its moving, all you do is stand or sit, and at various points..you can jump off..and go inside a building etc.
The wind, as it moves freshens the surrounding and although there are others, but you don’t have to be visible to them..yep..it blocks the vision..so nobody knows who the invisible rider is..is that creepy ?